deadaregone:

tokiosunset:

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

• “I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU
• “I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU
• “You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
• “You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU
• “You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU
• “We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU
• “I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU
• “You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU
• “I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU
• “You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU
• “My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU
• “You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU
• “This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

(via mechaniicus-archive-deactivated)