send ‘ship !’ for the following

slytherrus:

tbh there’s never a ship meme that hits on the things i wanna know so here we are :

who throws things in a fight ? :
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? :
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ?  :
who is more adverse to physical contact ? :
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? :
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? :
who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? :
who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? :
who is more likely to cheat ? :
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? :
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? :
who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? :
who is most likely to be dishonest ? :
who is more emotionally closed off ? how does this affect their partner ? : 
who is the dessert person ? :
who is more conservative ? :
who hates/dislikes oral sex ? :

(via floatyoursclf)